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I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby cneutron on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:20 pm

No, this isn't some internet apology/revelation.
It's a documentary/short film about that dude the "Epic beard man". The guy with the bus fight from the youtubes a ways back.

I absolutely adore these kinds of things, and this is VERY well done.
I also could ID almost every external scene, seeing as how it's Oakland.
20 minutes, but well worth your time, compelling, funny and messed up too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedJy9tAYL4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkeSjn5Dv8

I kind of wish he was my uncle or something.
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker

Postby Control Z on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:32 pm

At first, from this thread title, I thought you might be stating that you had actually been a Motherfucker, Conan. (It seemed possible, but I didn't think you were old enough to have been an actual member of the Motherfuckers.) Then I started reading your post. Epic Beard Man? Hm, wasn't that Mark Bunker, Scientology debunker and friend to "Anonymous"? Then I remembered that Mark's nom de meme is Wise Beard Man. ...Ohhh, okay, that Epic Beard Guy -- Oakland bus fight, Amber Lamps, etc etc etc.

The memes, they grow wearying.
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker

Postby cneutron on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:38 pm

Control Z wrote:At first, from this thread title, I thought you might be stating that you had actually been a Motherfucker, Conan. (It seemed possible, but I didn't think you were old enough to have been an actual member of the Motherfuckers.) Then I started reading your post. Epic Beard Man? Hm, wasn't that Mark Bunker, Scientology debunker and friend to "Anonymous"? Then I remembered that Mark's nom de meme is Wise Beard Man. ...Ohhh, okay, that Epic Beard Guy -- Oakland bus fight, Amber Lamps, etc etc etc.

The memes, they grow wearying.


Hah! yeah, not nearly old enough for that. Interesting though, I didn't know a lot of that history.

If you haven't already, check those links... it was actually really interesting, beyond the bearded dude throws down on a bus viral video level.
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker

Postby Control Z on Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:18 pm

OK, I'm just glad your thread title didn't mean that you actually fucked your mom, because that could bring up some complicated ethical, psychological, and legal issues. :D
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby Boombats on Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:36 pm

Where's the link to Vic' And Ass' and the Rove comp?
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby squarewave on Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:42 pm

A batshit crazy guy who growls out these grandiose stories, and struts through life with a 'real life is still like a prison yard' mentality.

I kinda liked that he stood his ground when the dude on he bus tried to punk him out, but he is not unique or even noteworthy in any way.

Well, perhaps as a snapshot of the routine and daily function of a mentally ill person who is not being treated effectively. It's like the show 'Intervention', except this guy has brain chemistry issues beyond the long term effects of the substances he uses, and nobody is getting together to offer this guy a stay at a country club rehab center.

This dude needs less booze, street drugs, and immersion in the thug life shit; and a little more one-on-one time with mental health professionals and perhaps some tweaking with his cocktail of mood stabilizers and anti-psychotic meds.

The part where he talks about his Dad and the apology for the long term parental abuse, and the stories about reform school, prison, and the spousal abuse between his parents as well as his own relationships were all pretty clear indicators that this cat has had some pretty severe issues his entire life.

I found it very interesting the way he was all tough guy and acting like a strutting peacock with feathers in full plume while dealing with the interviewer in the room, then instantly a soft spoken gentleman and 'that's me, Sir' with that caller on the telephone who was obviously a perfect stranger.

When did it become cool to make a spectacle of the mentally ill??
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby AnthonyVillalobos on Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:58 pm

squarewave wrote:When did it become cool to make a spectacle of the mentally ill??


Probably when these dvds started dropping.



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Re: I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby John Houlihan on Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:42 pm

Boombats wrote:Where's the link to Vic' And Ass' and the Rove comp?


Try any of these threads.
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby cneutron on Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:17 pm

squarewave wrote:When did it become cool to make a spectacle of the mentally ill??


Really?
That's what you got out of it?
I didn't think of it that way at all.

I actually thought it was pretty cool to see that dude and hear his crazy stories.
I'm also a sucker for documentaries about outsiders, and a lot of outsiders tend towards the imbalanced.

I know what you are saying about these kinds of things being potentially exploitive, but I didn't get that from this at all.
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Re: I Am A Motherfucker - Short Doc on the "Epic Beard Man"

Postby Sowley on Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:45 pm

Squarewave is saying what I'm thinking!
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