Cursedome: Projectile Vomitting vs. Explosive Diarrhea

[Marsupialized]

So say you've run afoul of a powerful witch. Really fucked her over and she's out to get you.
Her minions corner you and drag you back to her lair where she's waiting for you. She gets right to the point.

'I am going to place a curse upon you'
'Fuck' you say
"Since I am feeling generous, and we used to hook up and all I will let you decide which curse I will put on you'
'Cool, I'll take that one where everything I touch turns to gold. Or maybe you can curse me with a 2 foot cock'
'No, no....I have two choices and you must choose one'
'Fine, let's rock'
'Ok, first one is that you will be cursed with never ending projectile vomitting. No, no wait...not never ending, I have a better one. I'll make it so it won't be constant, it'll be just out of nowhere and you'll never know when or where it's gonna happen. It might be days and days with no vomit, then you go out to eat or on a date and BLLLAARRRGGGFFF'
'Man, that one sucks'
'Ok, the other is exactly the same except it's explosive diarrhea. You won't know when it's gonna happen, it just...well, explodes every so often'

'So which will it be?'

[Bonham lives!]

vomiting. what an awful feeling.

[eephour]

The absolute worst is both at the same time. You're gonna have to sacrifice something either a clean floor or a pair of drawers. But, if I had to have one or the other gimmie the Diarrhea, its a nice break from some of those damn logs.

[Octopus Alaska]

Gross... Well... I'd take the more secretive and wear depends to maintain my dignity... what little they would offer. Although I'm pretty sure sex would be a risky endeavour and thus my quality of life would diminish until I was a pile of crap covered octopus on my own front lawn pounding alcohol to help me cope.

[Marsupialized]

When I say explosive, I mean explosive.
There'd be no dignity. Anyone within 20 feet would know exactly what just happened.
Wearing depends would be like throwing a napkin into Lake Michigan with what I'm talking.

[mt]

The absolute worst is both at the same time.

Had this hit our house 3 Christmases ago. No resident of the house was spared, and no room was missed. We called it "The Beast"

[lemur68]

Vomit is less embarrassing than poo.

[Evin Relocation]

I had a case of food poisoning all day today, leaving me to feel like I had a brick in my stomach all day until I finally laid down in front of the toilet and ran through my "make me vomit" memory reel.

It was awful, and I'm just getting up at 6 PM.

With that said, all and all, I'd say vomiting. Taking shits until there's nothing left is just ridiculously painful.

[Marsupialized]

Taking shits until there's nothing left

Good album title

[Nina]

Vomit is less embarrassing than poo.

No doubt.

Do you really know a witch, 'sup?

[Minotaur029]

Projectile Vomiting. It took me about two seconds to decide.

One time in Albuquerque, we went to a place called The Hurricane (I think that's what it was called). I had a Disaster Burrito and some giant Cherry Cokes. Tocharian started talking about how she thought Apocalypse Now was a shitty movie or something, and I told her that I had to throw up.

I took off my brown hooded sweatshirt and zom-zomed my entire Disaster Burrito into the toliet. I was throwing up for a really long time. It felt awesome.

As for diarrhea, I hate me some owie poops.

[Ernest]

I was throwing up for a really long time. It felt awesome.

NON SEQUITUR-OWN3D!






Vomit is the only choice.

[The MayorofRockNRoll]

'Sup, you'd make the world's greatest dungeon master

I'm gonna say vomit. Eat good food you get to taste it twice. Plus...I dunno, you puke on some girls sweater you say "well, that's embarassing and all but...I dunno, shit happens. Let me launder that for you."

You could also tell the story of the witch, just say "yeah, she's crazy jealous. I dunno...kinda immature to give me this curse but oh well...fuggit...gotta be accountable I guess" and you might get some points.

[Nina]

Plus...I dunno, you puke on some girls sweater you say "well, that's embarassing and all but...I dunno, shit happens. Let me launder that for you."

You should try using this as a pick up line sometime. Puking on command isn't that difficult to learn.

Let me know how it goes!

[Marsupialized]

I made the puke on a really hot girl at work once. I was running to the garbage can and she was standing next to it and, yeah.
We did not end up dating.

[Nina]

I made the puke on a really hot girl at work once.

Great sentence, 'sups.

[emmanuelle cunt]

This thread convinced me not too fuck any witches over.

[AnthonyVillalobos]

I'd have to go with Projectile Vomitting. I drink all the time so I can just pin the puking to my drinking habits if anyone asks if I'm alright.

I'd also try to stay in touch with the Witch seeing as she'll probably be the only one who would fuck a puke stained drunk.

[Lonesome Bulldog]

Vomit is less embarrassing than poo.

Yeah, where's the contest? Puke ain't shit. I would have to find some super-foul ex-girlfriend of G.G. Allin's to ever get a BJ if I had blast-ass. Vomit, hey I can do that out the car window while driving.

[Rimbaud III]

Vomit is less embarrassing than poo.

Yr doin it wrong.