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Postby Arson Smith on Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:51 pm

lemur68 wrote:On the contrary, the guitarist is the only one doing anything barely recognizable as music.

I was trying to communicate something like that to my friends who have watched this clip with me... the hardest part about listening to it (I think) is that the guitarist seems to be leading the band. That is to say he is dictating the rhythm and the drummer is playing behind him, trying to follow his lead. Well, that to me seems to be the most painful part - I don't know if I've communicated it clearly though... like instead of knowing his part, the drummer is watching the guitarist and thinking "Oh - we must be on this part now!" and then his cymbal flourishes are off by even more fractions of a second than normal.

And only "BOB" or Allah knows what the F that bass player is doing.
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Postby tmidgett on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:37 pm

I absolutely love this band.

I don't think it matters even a little bit if they understand into what context their music might fit.

1. They know what they are doing. What they are doing is DETERMINEDLY weird. It is NOT an accident. You cannot do that shit accidently. You don't write songs that brutally stripped down by accident.

You don't play two-note bass parts that are bent that out of tune for five minutes w/o knowing you are doing it. You don't play drums like that for five minutes etc.

2. Listening to them talk about what they do, they know they're doing something unusual. That they don't realize it's completely fucking otherworldly is no crime.

3. The fact that they have probably never heard Beefheart or the Shaggs or Royal Trux or whatever is irrelevant. In fact, it makes their music _better_. There is ZERO ironic distance between what Complete is doing and what they intend to do. They probably don't even know what irony is. They're not winking at anyone or trying to taunt anyone or frustrate people's expectations of what a rock band is or any of that bullshit. They're channeling their shit into this totally fucked-up, crazy music.

4. No one I know could play music like that. They could try for months and not do it. US Maple is the closest thing I could think of, but they could never unhinge to this degree. They sound schooled next to these guys.

Of course, all this can be true and still result in bad music.

I think this shit is smashing. I have watched each of these songs many times since being hipped to them. I have probably watched "Beautiful Sunrises," i dunno, a dozen times? it's phenomenal.

The dipshit who made that documentary making fun of them is a douchebag dipshit. I understand not liking it, thinking it's stupid, no problem. I get it. But to waste so much of one's time running down completely obscure music is the hallmark of a serious loser if there ever was one.

This is the kind of band that I would love to play live with, but even if they still existed, I wouldn't know how to explain to them why I wanted them on the show.

The only band I have ever seen who was anything like this in totally straightfaced, unironic, isolated weirdness was the August Sons, from Mississippi. Those guys were truly and utterly weird. And great. And more typically competent than Complete by a long shot, so maybe some of you might wanna chk out August Sons, if you sorta like the idea of Complete but cannot get with "dunnnn-durrrr-darrrrrn-durrrrr" bass parts for five or six min at a shot.
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Postby garble on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:52 pm

tmidgett wrote:1. They know what they are doing. What they are doing is DETERMINEDLY weird. It is NOT an accident. You cannot do that shit accidently. You don't write songs that brutally stripped down by accident.

You don't play two-note bass parts that are bent that out of tune for five minutes w/o knowing you are doing it. You don't play drums like that for five minutes etc.


I agree that this band is great, but I don't think they know what they're doing. I certainly remember a time, the first few months I picked up a guitar, where it took me 3 hours to get my hand to make the shape of a chord and play it without buzzing, dragging a pick across all the right strings. Look at how focused they are on the playing. They can't play anything different. And for me, that's the great part.

Sure they know they're weird because only the most absolute pariah's and weirdo's of the club stick around to watch.
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Postby Minotaur029 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:57 pm

They're like...proto-Stooges.

Does that make any sense?

They're also like a terrible version of the Doors. I prefer proto-Stooges.
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Postby Minotaur029 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:02 pm

I like this a lot more than a lot of the stuff I see.

I'd be genuinely freaked out like this. If I was really messed up at the time, I might really get into it (from a safe distance).
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Postby lemur68 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:02 pm

So I wonder if anyone in The Completes has stumbled upon their videos whilst trawling for incest porn.
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Postby Hosoi on Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:08 pm

tmidgett wrote:
I think this shit is smashing. I have watched each of these songs many times since being hipped to them. I have probably watched "Beautiful Sunrises," i dunno, a dozen times? it's phenomenal.


It's clear after five seconds that Complete is great.

tmidgett wrote:
The only band I have ever seen who was anything like this in totally straightfaced, unironic, isolated weirdness was the August Sons, from Mississippi. Those guys were truly and utterly weird. And great. And more typically competent than Complete by a long shot, so maybe some of you might wanna chk out August Sons, if you sorta like the idea of Complete but cannot get with "dunnnn-durrrr-darrrrrn-durrrrr" bass parts for five or six min at a shot.


I have Plants, Planets, and Insects because I think it's very good looking thing. I can't listen to it, though. It is too fucked up. It's fucked up in a way that nothing else is fucked up. To me, the August Sons make Complete sound like Queen.
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Postby Minotaur029 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:41 pm

It's clear after five seconds that Complete is great.


Well...they're certainly something...maybe even art..."great"...more like unique.

Which is sorta great.
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Postby andyman on Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:46 am

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Postby a. james on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:01 am

this band is neither good nor entertaining.
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Postby kerble on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:12 am

Bob Pollard just needs to get off the crank and get GBV back together.
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Postby a. james on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:20 am

does this crappy band count as naive art? or inbred retard art?
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Postby Glenn W. Turner on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:42 am

Highly Entertaining!
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Postby The MayorofRockNRoll on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:21 pm

They remind me of Mountain
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing

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Postby big_dave on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:26 pm

This band is hilarious, and I'm laughing with them.

Beautiful Sunrises makes me lose it everytime. I can watch it over and over.
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Postby lemur68 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:48 pm

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:They remind me of Mountain


That drummer would fuck up the cowbell on "Mississippi Queen".
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Postby Arson Smith on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:04 pm

I took some time off from this, honestly... (my most recent comment about them was made from memory).

BUT having watched again, and dug around some more on the Internets - I am about pissing myself laughing all over again.

OK, here goes:

http://www.artsjournal.com/quickstudy/2 ... blues.html

(no big deal - someone else has caught on to this and is commenting on their blog... but then this is where I completely lost my shit just now...):

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Postby steve on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:31 pm

"Beautiful Sunrises" is a pretty good litmus test for whether or not you like music for reasons I can get behind. If you don't appreciate "Beautiful Sunrises" as a unique and untempered piece of genuine expression, then you probably like a lot of bullshit music.

If I could spend five minutes of my life as completely into something as the vocalist of Complete is about being the vocalist of Complete, well then I'd think I had reached some sort of life accomplishment pinnacle.
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Postby Glenn W. Turner on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:39 pm

Beatiful Sunrises

I love that "beautiful" is misspelled on the video. Very fitting. I prefer the misspelling.
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Postby rayj on Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:06 pm

Glenn W. Turner wrote:
Beatiful Sunrises

I love that "beautiful" is misspelled on the video. Very fitting. I prefer the misspelling.


Remember 'The Beers'? Do you have those demos? Can you post them? I think they run on a parallel track, albeit with a little less conviction...
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